Why is good eggnog so hard to find?

I went to safeway today and they only had 3 kinds of eggnog. Lucerne regular, Lucerne light, and the safeway brand which for some reason costs a dollar more then the other brand. I grabbed for the Lucerne regular and I noticed it had expired yesterday. I reached back as far as I could and they had ALL exprired yesterday, so I got the light. Really, it tastes like crap. I'm prettysure they didn't thin it with milk, but with water. Its discusting. I don't know what to do with myself.

On the other hand, I applied for 6 jobs today, and I hope that somebody gives me a ring tomorrow cause I need some cash. The one that I wasnt the most is a wedding photogropher assistant. Its $125 a gig, which is ussually once a week (saturdays, duh) and about 10hrs/week of clerical goodness. My saturdays would be toast, but thats a lot of cash, and I'd get to go to a wedding every week! Other then that I applied for 4 part time receptionist jobs and Tully's Coffee, which now I'm pretty sure is a mistake--they suck. Tomorrow I am going to apply for two more office jobs and another barista position at OHSU, which I think would be very fun.