heh, woops.

Oh man. I crack myself up. So now I just got done reading aaaaaall of my blogs at 2:30 in the morn-hing...and I am still bright tailed and bushy eyed cause last night I was up listening to political ramblings till about this same hour at the "Xavier house". There should be one of those in Portland. I shuppose the closest thing would be the Mullet's, save that house is all upons the girls, and this one is all upons the guys. There is a mysterious character who lives in the basement though. I am told it is a "he," but his name is Dee (which seems unprecedentedly suspiciously feminine to me) and I have yet to have a run-in with this illusive fellow.

Yeah, so anyway, there really were two points to this blog. Numero Uno was that uh...yeah...if you haven't read my blogs, or it's just been a while, it would without a doubt heighten your spirits to a soaring altitude and let you in on the death-defying dullness that is my life. If you are looking for a laugh, I guarantee at least one and three quarters, but if I said any more, I might be overestimating because there is an overwhelming chance that the only reason I find them funny is because I wrote them. I would, however, greatly appreciate it if you arvadians and denverites and littletonians and whonots and blue fish and red fish and anyone else cat in the hat like would read just sos you can get some background on the newly transplanted moi. If you don't care to know anything about me, then feel free to skip the blogs ;)

Numero Dos (or however you spell it) is that...uh...yeah...I was wrong. Frighteningly wrong. Disturbingly wrong. Violently wrong almost. It disturbs me. It makes me feel like I never observed the city I dwelt in for my whole life, save the last 4 months. My dog is snoring vigorously. But that is a side thought. The point is, the Denver metroplex is actually only 300,000 people larger than Portland metro area. I was informed earlier tonight that Portland is roughly two million people, and Denver is roughly two million three hundred thousand people. This information baffled me. I had no idea. I could have sworn that Denver was at least twice the size of Portland. I obviously have very poor perception of things, and for that I am truly sorry. Merry May Day two days ago to all, and to all a good night.