I am mistakable

So last I almost burned Brandon's apartment complex down. I prettymuch figured I am not safe for human contact...I am probably the most clumbsy person I know. It sucks. Everywhere I go I break something, or almost break it and somehow twirl and whirl around in the right clumbsy way to save it, or I hurt someone on accident, or I spill something, or I trip myself, or something else I forgot to mention. Those are just my common mistakes. Anyway, Brandon got a box of goodies for Christmas from his buddies in Oklahoma and in it was a flying monkey. He is cute. Once that night I had already stuck my fingers in his handpits and let him rip...I ad been aiming for Brandon, but unfortunately I gave the poor thing braindamage and almost totaled the window. Then I was on the phone with my beloved Rahal, and Brandon was making a video with his soul mate of a black hunk of a phone, and he threw the screaming monkey at me. I wigged out in a playful energetic way and attempted to catapulte the thing back towards Brandon, but missed horribly and knocked over the one flaming candle in the whole stinking house...don't ask me how my luck is that good it just is. It spilled all over the counter and landed on the cardboard box the monkey and goodies came in. Luckily Brandon was there to save the day and he was thinking on his feet. He blew it out imediately...the complex doesn't know it, but he is a hero. Somehow I managed to knock the cookies on the floor too when I was cleaning up my wax puddles...I just shoved em off. Good thing *someone* was thinking far enough ahead to put the lid on before I did that so they didn't go everywhere. I am being watched out for. It's comforting.

Christmas was good, amazingly my mom didn't really freak out the whole day till my sister left the straightning iron out to cool for 20 minutes in the bathroom, she got a bit flustered but not too bad. It was interesting and long as usual. I got a guitar stand and a gift certificate to guitar center :) so I get to go choose a guitar in Denver when I get there...I am leaving to colorado on January 12th and I will miss you all. I am going to try to sell my carbefore then so I don't have to make payments or deal with insurance while I'm there, so if you know anyone who wants to pay me like 9 grand for it tell them (or me).